Blog 2016

Limerick 38

 

#38 

The CIA is composed

of charlatans! he supposed.

Lock ’em up!

Let Hillary sup

with them in my Show of Shows!

Radio Leigh: Limericks 1-3

Limerick 9

 

#9 

The popular choice would win

but the Electoral College was in

sync with redistricting—

It isn’t a mystery

how votes get sold out with gin.

 

Limerick 8

 

#8 

1st Gal Elect from Slovenia

seems not so terribly mean ya

know—She rolled in the hay

so has millions to pay

for her fashion and sipping verbena.

 

 

Limerick 3

 

#3

The World is still sexist you know.

You can tie it up with a bow.

A black tuxedo—

A leggy torpedo—

Both come for one final blow.

 

Limerick 2

 

#2

They thought of the fascist called Donald

who thought of Them all as B. Arnolds—

He tweeted for fear

saying, “Peeps!  They are here!

Let’s march ’em all up to the scaffold!”

 

Limerick 1

 

#1

There once was a Prez-like Businessman

who’d prove unconflicted: I think I can!

So he huffed and he puffed

blew his Twitter thumb off

and dreamed of hotels in Pakistan.

Limerick 7

 

#7

There was an old fart named Trump

whose trumpery jumped-and-dumped

He’d whistle and call

“Hot damn you, Gal!

You must be one serious hump!”

 

Limerick 6

 

#6

The States were becoming more stupid?

Enjoying just football and Cupid?

Suppose that's not bad

but be sure you've been had

when the Climate's last hopes are uprooted.

Limerick 4

 

#4

Far from the shadows he yearned

and wondered if he'd really learn

anything new

of red-white-and blue

or all the brown bodies returned

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